Bienvenidos a Boone

So I'm hangin out with Blake this weekend, taking in the App Festival of Bands. It's freaking cold up here, butApp's band is sufficiently impressive, and I must dispense dap to Blake. I'm told the brass players have to use plastic mouthpieces lest they find themselves stuck to their instruments on cold nights. Kinda like A Christmas Story, except the kid is 20 years old and is stuck to a trumpet instead of a pole.