Vengeful Rodents

The Mount Airy News changed its front page format recently, removing my favorite part of the paper. No longer on front page is a small box at the bottom containing a funny or bizarre story from somewhere in the world. Maybe they ran out of interesting things to run. Just in case they're building up a collection of them, this story should do nicely.
I think I treat rodents, insects, and other pests well, so I have no sympathy for the guy who did this. Well, maybe a little. Still, I'm proud of the little rascal; he shows no sign of the turmoil he went through. Maybe he found a nice plastic surgeon.