You'll know to shoot me if

I ever, and I mean ever decide to don something like this anywhere, much less at a tennis match. I have no fashion sense whatsoever, but I mean really, come on. The good people at the Lotto company have convinced Dominik Hrbaty that this outfit is attractive and not a disgrace to humanity. Tennis players are known for thier physical skill; fashion sense is not a prerequisite.
I would not, however, mind if Crystal decided to wear this sucker for her tennis class this spring. It would be embarrasing, but well worth the laugh.